we-out-loud:

fuckhardandcum:

I just wanna fuck you up against the glass door of a penthouse suite

iglovequotes:

http://iglovequotes.net/

christchex:

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

Don’t fuck me up like this

averagefairy:

who needs asmr when I can lay here in the dark listening to my dog furiously licking his own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume

ruinsmami:

its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

capricornettowastaken:

gudroo:

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

imagine not living in a generation where this joke was made every 6 months.

affectionatesuggestion:

cute things for us to do together:

go star gazing
kiss a little
go to a drive in movie and hold hands
and stuff
build blanket forts
kiss some more
maybe kiss a little more
make chocolate chip cookies and dance in the kitchen
kiss?

unsends:

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

the-unlucky-thirteen:

Despite the fact that I occasionally compulsively overshare, people somehow still manage to know nothing about me

mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml:

sometimes the best therapy is a long car ride and music

libertypical:

glumshoe:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender